February 19, 2013

It's a twin thing

A conversation Tyler had with a teacher at school.

Teacher: Tyler, I keep saying “hi, Tyler” to you in the hall but you never respond.
Tyler: I don’t think that’s me.
Teacher: (with sarcasm) What, do you have an identical twin out there?
Tyler: Yes.
Awkward silence.
Teacher: Oh.

February 18, 2013

Things Parker Says

Parker: Mom, why don't you like playing X-Box?  Is it because I make you look bad?
Me: (laughing): No, it just isn't my thing.  I don't enjoy it.
Parker:  What do you enjoy?
Me:  Well, I like to read!
Parker:  Oh, that's right, you're a reader.  That's good, there isn't a lot of those around anymore!